@RussellLucina Dec 28
My heart in my mouth driving in frost. 'Just think of warm, hot summers Mam & it will all seem better' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec 24
Leon, writing up 2015 calendar. 'Mam, isn't your birthday near Loving's Day?' 'It's Valentine's Day son' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec 24
Wee man doesn't like the idea of Santa sneaking around while we sleep. Says he prefers the 'pretend Santas' instead #twinnieisms
'Mam, if you squish your boobies together, they look like a bum. You should glue them together and draw googly eyes on them #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec 21
Early AM conversation '#Santa has to go everywhere Mam, places like Connaught and Brazil' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec 20
'YOU are not the boss of me. God is', sez the young fella. I didn't ask if God was a man or a woman #twinnieisms #HeDidntHearThatFromMe
@RussellLucina Dec 13
#Christmas decorating underway. Leon wants to 'invite people to turning on of the lights' #twinnieisms #PartyInMine
@RussellLucina Dec 13
Mya is hoping she doesn't get 'stage fright' during her school carol service tomorrow #twinnieisms #Christmas #Frozen
@RussellLucina Dec 11
How to explain that the mutt is having the snip tomorrow #BirdsAndTheBees #twinnieisms 'Mam, is Hudson going to die?
@RussellLucina Dec 10
Oh no ! Leon decided to hack his hair off. Looks like an escapee #twinnieisms #ScissorSisters #LOLS
@RussellLucina Dec 9
Watching @jamieoliver stuffing a #Christmas goose on TV. 'Where did its poo go Mam ... And its head ... And it's eyeballs ... ?' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec ???
Hysterical tears ... 'Mam, Leon said I'm rubbish at singing the #Frozen song'. #TheUltimateInsult #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Dec 3
Wee man asked if he could have a fork to scratch his bum. #twinnieisms @newbridgesilver
@RussellLucina Dec 1??
3am shout from the bedroom 'Dad, can I have a chocolate from my #Advent calendar ?' #Christmas #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 29
'Mam ! Mam ! Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me'. 'What does that mean Mya ?' 'I don't know' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 24
Wee man roars -I love Dad and Mya and my friends and Hudson and hens and the gold fish and my dead pets more than I love you!! #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 22
Wee man appears with the vacuum cleaner 'I need to cool down my armpits' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 22
Saturday 6.20am. The ideal time for kids to reread all of their old birthday cards. Look at this one Mam !' #WhatLieOn? #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 12
Hysterical 7 year old announces that his twin sister has 'ruined his life' because she won't share her Moshi Monster toys #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 8
My kids thought that the safe in the hotel wardrobe was a microwave @dromolandcastle #dontgetoutmuch #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 6
6am bedroom visit from my boy and the dog. 'Mam, Hudson's farts stink. They aren't fresh and clean like mine' #perfumepants #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Nov 3
Wee man in a heap with the winter vomiting bug. His sad, watery face looked up from the bowl. 'Mam, am I going to die ?' Cratur #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Oct 11
Mam, can you look for 'naked people getting wedgies' on YouTube, sez my boy. Don't think so son #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Oct 9
'Mam, I wouldn't like a staple in my nose or my bum', sez Leon. 'Me neither', sez I #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Oct 3
Leon looked at this T-shirt in the mirror. Mam, does this say 'A nuts ass ?' (His t-shirt read SA TUNA) LOL #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Oct 2
5.20am, Leon roaring, SOMEONE help me now PLEASE ! I run like Liam Neeson in Taken. The boy just needed 'an emergency cuddle' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 28
'Mam, what would happen if you stuck your tongue out at a Garda ?' I suggested that he tries it out to see #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 25
Early AM question from Leon 'Mam, why does the #ploughingchampionships2014 have to take place in a field ?' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 17
Bathroom invasion as I apply fake tan. After a sniff, my boy tells me that I 'still smell better than the dog' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 14
6am Q & A with my boy, looking at photo of The Kiss sculpture. 'Why are the people naked ? Are they just showing off ?' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 14
Usual battle to dress Leon. 'Mam, if you let me wear the clothes that I want to wear, I'll be as happy as a big smiley face' #twinnieisms :-)
@RussellLucina Sep 8
#jammakingonaschoolnight Leon watching blackberries boil. 'Look Mam, they have turned into raspberries', as they turn red #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Sep 3
'Mam, can we buy cat food ?' 'We don't have a cat Leon'. '... Just in case we get one Mam' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Aug 28
'Mam, can you give me a cuddle so that I don't get sore ?' ;Sore, what do you mean Mya ?' 'Cuddles stop my growing pains' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Aug 28
'Are you picking your nose again Leon ?' 'No, Mam, I'm just cleaning it out' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Aug 27
Feeling like a big man, having moved into First Class, Leon said the Junior Infants 'are so small and adorable' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Aug 27
Mya : 'What was my first word as a baby?' 'Mama'. Leon 'what was mine?' 'Dada'. 'Why wasn't it ''wood''? ' #twinnieisms #firstdaybackbrainworking
@RussellLucina Aug 21
'Mam, can you give me a wedgie, so that I can scratch myself ?' #twinnieisms
@RussellLucina Aug 12
Home after four day in their grandparents house in Meath. 'It's good to be back in Ireland' sez little man #twinnieisms
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... Archiving their earlier twinnieisms (pre hash tag) is a work in progress ...
